Date With Waifu = Free Lunch
To celebrate the launch of Scorned Waifu, we’re bringing back this sweet promo baby. Lunch dates are a great way to connect and unwind, and Yua Nijjima is here to help. You see, we need feedback for our newest film and would love to hear your thoughts. So if you leave a detailed review on Scorned Waifu, we'll reward you for your time with an free lunch. Terms and conditions apply. Here are the details.
Yua will most definitely take care of you with this free lunch.
So how do you take care of that stomach you got inside of you, well you gotta watch the movie. Can't review what you haven't experience. Just think of it as a date. Check out the movie on Amazon Prime, it's just a couple dollars to rent. The movie will also be available on streaming services later as well. Then, head over to the Scorned Waifu IMdB Page, or Letterboxd page. There you'll be able to leave a review. Now just any review won't make the cut. If your review is "Great movie son, nice colors and sound come out of the screen." then you can forgot about it. If your review is to short and generic, it could be posted for any movie and doesn't help us out. So avoid writing like a pillow and aim for about a paragraph to qualify. (Trust me, you gotta impress the waifu here) Of course, the longer the review the better. We won't stop you. But we should be able to tell you have seen the movie based on your review.
Links to official Scorned Waifu sites.
IMdB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21832582/
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/film/scorned-waifu/
You could be the first to review!
Once you review is posted and on IMdB or Letterboxd, take a screenshot of it and then email it to metalmoonsanctuary@gmail.com with the subject line "Help me Yua, I'm hungry", along with your Venmo or Cash App handle. Then we'll give you $15 for your free lunch. But wait, you want an extra patty or perhaps another order of french fires. We see you wish to feast like a otaku tonight, and you can by crossposting your review. Post your review on both IMdB and Letterboxd, we'll throw in an $5 bonus. That's right, reward yourself with a four patty burger! You went through the effort of writing that review, just command c and v for an easy bonus.
Don't delay though, this promo is only good for a limited time and only available for the first 10 people who claim. Also remember, to aim for a balanced and objective review. (As well as a balanced and objective meal, ah, never mind, tomorrow isn't promised, order those two cheeseburgers my friend). Your review can contain descriptions of the plot, analysis of the themes, and interpretation of what works and what didn't. Check out the terms and conditions below for full details on this promo.
Us waiting to review your review.
Terms and conditions: Promo is valid from 10/18/2024 through 10/31/2024 or until 10 people claim the offer, whichever happens first. Reviews submitted are subject to review and will not qualify if deem to short, to offensive, to generic, or to negative. Review must be more than 150 words to qualify. Whatever a review qualifies is given final decisions my Michael Thordarson and can not be appealed. For the review to count, it has to be posted on the official "Scorned Waifu" IMdB page, or Letterboxd page. Use the links above to ensure correct location. Review must be posted/submitted and not in a draft form. Review screenshot must be sent "metalmoonsanctuary@gmail.com" and with the subject line "Help me Yua, I'm hungry" in order to be considered. To check how many times the promo has been claimed, use the contact page on the MagicalHammerProductions website. Payments will only be issued to Venmo or Cash App. Please allow up to 3 to 5 business for process of payment. $15 is exchanged for one review, $20 for posting your review on both of the approved sites. Promo can only be claimed by one person once, you cannot leave two different reviews or use different accounts under the same name. Reviews must be all submitted at the same time to qualify for bonuses.
